Ruyter Suys is one of the hottest and filthiest female guitarists ever.
Weapon of Choice: The Gibson SG
Grammy nominated guitarist, Ruyter Suys of the Southern hard rock band Nashville Pussy has officially joined Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. “Ruyter Suys is now a full member of Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. It is official, she is a Tasty Testicle now. I guess she is more of a Palatable Pussy than a Tasty Testicle though” stated Dick Delicious frontman Richard Delicious.
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles has just finished recording its’ latest opus “A Vulgar Display of Obscurity”. The album features guest appearances by Brent Hinds, Troy Sanders and Bill Killiher from Mastodon and Kevin Sharp from Brutal Truth.
Career Highpoint: The point of every live Nashville Pussy gig when lead singer Blaine Cartwright pulls Ruyter's head back - while she's on her knees mind you - and forces a bottle of beer down her throat as she proceeds to guzzle its entire barley-based contents.
Fun Fact: She claims that the reason why she plays guitar is because of Courtney Love - not because Love's her idol, but for the opposite reason. "Courtney gives women a bad name in rock 'n roll and uses her guitar as a necklace not as an instrument." She follows that statement up with this: "Being a woman in a band can be hard sometimes because people will never
look at me for my musicianship, they'll always look at the boobs." Did I mention she only plays gigs in lace bras and leather pants and the leather pants usually come off mid-set? Contradictions are incredibly sexy.
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